Why Not Try a Hynotist

gone.' 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'
His wife replies , 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist and he
told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and
repeat:
                'I do not have a headache.'
                'I do not have a headache.'
                'I do not have a headache.'
Well, it worked!  The headaches are all  gone.'
Well, that is wonderful,' proclaims the  husband.
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a
ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years.  Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for
that?'
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right
back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes laterand jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife
likenever before.
His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will  be right back.' He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two waseven better than  the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she
proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she
sees him standing at the mirror and saying ....
                ' She's not my wife.'
                ' She's not my wife.'
                ' She's not my wife.'

    His funeral service will be held Saturday.