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9 words women use
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>9 WORDS WOMEN USE
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>(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
>right and you need to shut up.
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>(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
>Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
>minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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>(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
>and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
>usually end in fine.
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>(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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>(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
>often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
>idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
>with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
>nothing.)
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>(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
>can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
>before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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>(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
>you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
>she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
>you at all. DO NOT say "you 're welcome" ... that will bring on a
>"whatever").
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>(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @*!% YOU!
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>(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
>this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
>is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
>wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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>* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
>avoid if they remember the terminology.
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>* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
>they know it's true.
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