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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
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Response to: vamptress ...
Last In Line
A church bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to
enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one
wish
Because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
'I want to be gorgeous,
and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says 'I want to be gorgeous
too.'
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but
When God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts
laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
'Make 'em all ugly again.'
"Life is Short ... Dance Naked & Wiggle Your Butt!"
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