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" HATERED CANNOT BE ERADICATED BY HATRED BUT BY LOVE ALONE" (*_*) HELLO ! WELCOME TO MY PROFILE, PLZ COME IN, GRAB A CHAIR, RELAX, INHALE HARD AND EXHALE SLOW. SMILE . TAKE TIME TO READ MY PROFILE AND HOPE IT DOESNT BORE U. NO OFFENCE INTENDED, BUT TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO SEND ME ADD REQUESTS. PLEASE NOTE ITS MY CHOICE NOT TO ACCEPT INVITES FROM GIRLS WHO ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY KIDS. I KNOW ITS JUST AS CHAT FRIENDS BUT SOME HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES AND I DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATIONS WITH SUCH PEOPLE AS WE DO NOT HAVE THE SAME LEVEL OF THINKING. PLEASE DO RESPECT MY WISHES. GALS OVER 32 ARE WELCOME. MY "IM" DOESNT WORK, SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO CHAT YOU MAY ADD ME ON YAHOO MSNGR OR LIVE WEB MSNGR. zbee143@yahoo.com All Scammers, Fakes, Sob Story Tellers and Wanna be's PLZ don't even try. I have been there done that. UPDATE: December 10th 2008 Well My friends, A long time dream has come my way. It was my dream to one day be involved in the mining, cutting, polishing and the process of exporting GEMS. An offer which I cannot resisit has come my way and due to the downward trend in the US economy I may be moving BASE to COLOMBO SRI-LANKA in 30-45 days. If so my location would be COLOMBO, SRI-LANKA instead of WASHINGTON DC. I am a 46 year old living in the greater Washington DC area, I am an importer of colored Gems (Sapphires, Rubies, Star-Sapphires,Star-Rubies to name a few) directly from the mines. I am well settled, a down-to-earth human who likes to live and let live. I am an easy going person who likes nature, a good listener and I enjoy music, shooting pool/snooker, dancing, walks in the beach, Long drives to nowhere on a peaceful evening. I love photography, traveling and learning about cultures. I've had the chance of visiting 18 countries and 36 states. Have touched the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian Oceans. I speak 6 languages ( 3 Fluently). Please feel free to say Hello, it won't offend me. UPDATE JAN 22nd 2009 moved to Colombo Sri-Lanka. location from now on would be COLOMBO SRI-LANKA. SRI-lANKA is a beautiful country. Since i've seen a lot here, I have started an INBOUND N OUTBOUND tourism business and also looking into the CRUISING business. Anyone interested, get in touch regarding Inbound or outbound tourism. I'd also like travel agents n tour operators from any country to get in touch with me. Lets explore the world ! Life is too short NOT to enjoy nature. Wanna chat? lets start may be we can be friends or may be we can get into business. zbee143@yahoo.com on yahoo or windows live messenger THERE ARE NO STRANGERS IN MY WORLD. THE CLOSEST FRIEND I HAVE TODAY WAS A TOTAL STRANGER SOMETIME IN MY LIFE. UNTIL I SAID HELLO AND GOT TO KNOW HIM/HER WE WERE STRANGERS. ONE OF US HAVE TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO SAY HELLO AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, WILL IT BE YOU OR ME? SINCE I'M A FRIENDLY PERSON BY NATURE, IT SURELY WILL BE ME. CARE TO CHALLENGE ME? ;)
Here's Some Food 4 Thought
Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Lesson: Bullsh*tmight get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until, finally the ***hole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the ***hole being the Boss. So the ***hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that ***hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any ***hole will do.
Lesson Number Four
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops sh*t on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said
"I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you."
But the girl said NO.
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says "ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "THE **stard USED COINS!!!"
Management lesson:
ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!
It's Better To Have Loved & Lost Than NOT Loved At All.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take...but the moments that take our breath away....
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